The curious incident of the cat in the night-time
PHILIP “You’re looking a bit pale this morning.” TONY “I’m sure I am. So, here’s my question to you for this morning. See if you can guess why a cop evicted me from a park last night?” PHILIP “OK I...
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TONY “You know, I almost got arrested the other night, you know when it was really freezing and there was no electricity?” PHILIP “This seems to be an all-too-regular occurrence, if you don’t mind me...
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TONY “Got myself another ticket this morning.” PHILIP “No.” TONY “Yup. Cop comes up to me, gives me a ticket for panhandling near a transit vehicle. You what the transit vehicle is? The streetcar; how...
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TONY You know, there’s this guy down the street, sometimes he hangs around a bar down there that’s been spooking some girls on the street, I mean some 13-years-olds even. I think he’s even been...
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TONY “You see all those signs over there? Well this guy comes driving down Ronces and — right in front of a policeman standing right there he drives right round those signs there so the cop knocks on...
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